Be cringe with your chest
Life is lowkey a little sweeter when you’re cringy
Hey, Workie!
If you’re not caught up on what’s happening on the streets of TikTok, let me give you small gist.
VDM and King Mitchy just took ‘beef’ to a life-threatening level by drinking Hypo on TikTok live. We’re reaching crazy heights of clout-chasing now 😂😂
My only question now is whether we’re going to have some resurrections in 2026, my pastor said it’s the year of miracles so I’m keeping my fingers crossed 😂
P.S. This newsletter is for undergraduates and newbies in the corporate space. Know anyone who fits this description? Please share with them
CORPORATE BANTS
Stop taking yourself so seriously 🙄🙄
I can’t be the only one who sits and brainstorms different business ideas here and there or considers making content but gets held back by the fear of being cringe
But here’s the gist: the people you call cringe are usually the ones winning. They’re out there doing whatever it takes until something sticks.
Stop taking yourself so seriously!!! You’re young! Use this time to try every professional and financial idea you have. The only thing worse than being cringe is being 'cool' and broke.
Take a chance! Genuinely, nobody pays that much attention to what you’re doing and if they do then you have a fan.
TOP PICKS FOR GIGS
Jobs Of The Week
NYSC Intern at Norrenberger Financial Group
Admin/Human Resource Intern at Assetium Holdings Limited
Accounts/Administrative Intern (NYSC) at Naji Realties
Account Intern at Swift Consulting
Marketing and Communications Intern at British Council
Business Development Manager (NYSC) at Vazzel Fashion Innovation
Government Relations Intern at Strom Infraco
Finance Intern at Elizabeth Maddeux
Pharmacist Intern / NYSC at ExCare Services Limited
Technical Trainee (Control and Automation) at International Breweries
P.S. If the job link redirects you to an email, attach your CV and cover letter, and make the job title the subject of the email. Goodluck!
PUTTING YOU ON EXTRA!
Opportunity might be sitting in your trash.
Good news!!! Building something meaningful doesn’t always require starting from scratch.
Omoh Alakwe and Victor Okunola reveal how Nigeria’s recycling ecosystem is creating pathways into entrepreneurship, from simple collection systems to innovation-driven solutions. Proof that with the right mindset, waste can become wealth.
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DON’T KILL YOURSELF
Things to help you unwind this weekend:
Watch This: Moms guess their daughters secret boyfriend
Listen To This: Dimma Umeh talks about the importance of preserving culture
Chow Here: Shu Garden is serving up amazing Chinese cuisine, don’t sleep on it
Chill Here: Best things to do in Lagos this weekend
MEME OF THE WEEK
LEVEL UP SQUARE
Four little tricks to upgrade your life:
OPPORTUNITIES OF THE WEEK
Youth of Excellence Scheme of China Scholarship (YES China) 2026 | Fully Funded
2026 China University of Petroleum Scholarships For International Students | Fully Funded
2026 Sabanci University Scholarship in Turkey | Fully Funded