Hey, Workie!
So this week after JP2025, Kego25 shook the internet and I’m a bit upset that we didn’t get an invite because so many movers and shakers of Nigeria were there 😭😭
Don’t you think they’re gatekeeping a little bit? Why are two billionaires marrying each other?? 😭😭 no room at all for the masses to taste the generational wealth (it's not me that said it oo 😪 )
P.S. This newsletter is for undergraduates and newbies in the corporate space. Know anyone who fits this description? Please share with them
CORPORATE BANTS
The Assertive Dog Eats The Fattest Bone!
You’ve heard the popular adage “The patient dog eats the fattest bone” right? Well, IT’S A LIE!!!!
If you’re still waiting for the fattest bone, you’re snoozing!!
Your mates are rushing and eating the meat clean off the bone because they’re assertive and don’t take no for an answer.
A common thread when it comes to successfully securing jobs with little experience is finding a way to stand out and that a lot of the time translates to being an oversabi and going above and beyond.
Going above and beyond can look different for everyone, if you're a web designer you could analyze the website of the company you're interested in and make improvements on your own to show your skills, if you're a marketer you could point out the gaps in their marketing strategy and give light suggestions about how you'd fix them.
When you're an entry-level candidate, a lot of the time your CV isn't going to take you to the finish line, and that's when oversabi comes in very handy.
This guy on X (fka Twitter) detailed how he low-key stalked a recruiter to bag his job
Listen 👂🏾 broke people like me take different steps.
Let me tell you how I got a remote job without applying on Upwork.
No connects. No fancy referrals. Just strategy and patience.
Leave that patient dog talk!!
AMATEUR HOUR
Don’t Give Up The Search
This guy had been looking for an internship for almost a year and it was basically crickets for him till a school event put him under just the right type of spotlight.
TOP PICKS FOR GIGS
Jobs Of The Week
Data Analytics Intern at Deloitte
Graduate Intern at Stockgap Fuels Limited
Admin Intern (NYSC) at Kartel Energy
Design Architect (NYSC/Intern) at H & Y Furniture Manufacturers
Graduate Trainee (Human Resources) at Saro Agrosciences Limited
Graduate Trainee (Finance, Asset & Investment Management) at Stresert Services Limited
Digital Engagement Intern (Pre-NYSC & NYSC) at eHealth4everyone
Graduate Trainee (Finance) at Netcom Africa
Graduate Intern (NYSC) at Starsight Energy
Intern at Lex Lata
P.S. If the job link redirects you to an email, just attach your CV and cover letter, and make the job title the title of the email. Goodluck!!
DON’T KILL YOURSELF
Things to help you unwind this weekend:
Watch This: You is about a guy who uses every tool at his disposal to get close to the women he likes, removing every obstacle in his way including but not limited to people and sometimes the women themselves.
Listen To This: Shaolin Warrior Monk says there's a modern habit that's quietly killing millions of people.
Chow Here: Lalaba the Village is serving up some great native food in Ikeja.
Chill Here: Top 20 activities to do in Lagos
LEVEL UP SQUARE
Four little tricks to upgrade your life:
Opportunities of the Week:
Lee Kuan Yew Global Business Plan Competition 2025 (Up to $1 million in prizes) || Apply Here
TWAS-ICCBS Postgraduate Fellowship Programme 2025 || Apply Here
Loughborough Development Trust Africa Scholarship 2025 || Apply Here
Panacea Financial Medical School Scholarship Program 2025 || Apply Here
Future-X Unilever Campus Ambassadors Program (FUACP) 2025: Import and Export Internship || Apply Here