Hey, Workie!
Breaking News!!!! Apparently in America you don’t get an A unless you score 92 upwards and Nigerians had a whole lot to say about this grading system.
Little sneak peak:
You people should come and write exams here with that same 93 brain na. Enu po. That is why the average 40-score Nigerian goes there and dusts everyone and makes others look dumb.
You are talking dust
P.S. This newsletter is for undergraduates and newbies in the corporate space. Know anyone who fits this description? Please share with them
CORPORATE BANTS
Hacking Your 20s
Everyone says your 20s are the best time in your life, and while I don’t know about it being the best time, it’s definitely a very important time.
While you should definitely have fun, you should also try to make decisions that’ll make the subsequent decades easier.
It probably sounds like a lot of pressure, but just take a deep breath and be secure in the fact that you don’t need to have it all figured out yet.
Although it’s okay not to have it all figured out, it’s not okay to be complacent.
Here are some things you can do in your 20s to make life easier for yourself:
Learn Financial Literacy: If you’re someone that subscribes to the notion that the more you make, the less issues you’ll have please dead it!! Budgeting, Investing and Saving (BIS) these are the things that separate the rich from the poor.
Explore Careers: Work on building your resume, network and build connections, explore different paths and figure out what you’re good at. Don’t pigeonhole yourself.
Build Relationships: Find a few quality friends who support your aspirations, motivate you and challenge you mentally.
Develop Skills: Learn a skill, whether for professional growth, career advancement or just because. Coursera’s got your back with this one.
Discover Yourself: Take the time to understand your values, passions and long-term goals.
Your twenties are about building, not proving yourself to people. You need to focus on building character, skills and relationships, not curating an image for people that don’t matter.
AMATEUR HOUR
“Everything Was Recorded at My First Internship”
You’d probably be terrified if your boss could hear everything you did at work, at every given moment. Well, at this babes internship, everything was recorded at every given moment and they were all given scores.
Crazy, I know.
TOP PICKS FOR GIGS
Jobs Of The Week
Social Media/Content Intern at Renda
Legal Officer (NYSC Intern) at iCentra
Graduate Trainee at Hotel Capitol
Graduate Assistant (Agricultural Economics) at Obafemi Awolowo University
NYSC Intern at Norrenberger Financial Group
Graduate Trainee at TKB Cap Limited
Finance Assistant (NYSC) at Weststar Vehicle Care Limited
Graduate Intern at Stockgap Fuels Limited
Graduate Trainee at Electronic PayPlus Limited
Mechanical Technician (Graduate Trainee) at African Industries Group (AIG)
Management Graduate Trainee (Sales & Marketing) at Chateau Royal Real Estate Limited
P.S. If the job link redirects you to an email, just attach your CV and cover letter, and make the job title the title of the email. Goodluck!!
DON’T KILL YOURSELF
Things to help you unwind this weekend:
Watch This: BEEF is about two people with terrible road rage who inadvertently bring chaos into each others lives.
Listen To This: Mr Beast spills on the mistake that almost derailed his entire career.
Chow Here: Do Bowls is the coolest Afro-fusion restaurant in Lagos.
Chill Here: Best things to do in Lagos this weekend
LEVEL UP SQUARE
Four little tricks to upgrade your life:
Stop sending messages to recruiters and do this instead.
Opportunities of the Week:
Group of Brazilian Universities Scholarship (GCUB) 2026 | Fully Funded
Central Queensland University RTP Scholarship in Australia 2025